All dirt, no fizz

Utah makes the NY Times “My Museum of America” for dirty soda. Here are a few recipes to bring you the flavors of home sweet Ogden. Recipes not verified, try at your own risk.

By ALIVIA AMPERSAND

 

HUMOR

An Ogden socialite raises a (Ogden’s Own) cup on Historic 25th Street on a warm September evening in 2026 | Submitted

 

Whoopie! All your favorite Ogden Rodeo memories.
Cola, chocolate syrup, heavy cream

Xeriscape Weber Basin Water District announces the lawn exchange program for Ogden.
Cactus Cooler, agave syrup, blended tuna fruit

Backyard Chickens Egg Cream Because if you didn’t try raising chickens, you know someone who did.
Seltzer, chocolate syrup, cream

Famously Vegan-ish (just for this week) 👆ditto on this one. 
Seltzer, organic blueberry syrup, Oatly

The Muffin Mormon, Atheist, Buddhist, Catholic, or other.
Dr. Pepper, cola, melted butter, bran flakes cereal

Peach Days For crisp fall afternoons.
Club soda, cinnamon, peach syrup, ice cream

Horses of Ogden
Cola, Ranch dressing

Christmas Village Celebrate the season at the #2 Christmas Village.
Ginger ale, cranberry juice, rosemary sprig

Dogden Hiking up to the peak? Need to keep up with Buddy? Spice up your active lifestyle.
Beef broth, Worcestershire sauce, Jolt Energy Cola

Not a Paloma For Dia De los Muertos.
Blend ice with pomegranate and grapefruit juice, add a dash of liquid smoke. Top with Fresca in a salt & lime rimmed glass.

Pride Month We’re here, we’re queer and we want a —sugar rush!
Mix each color of Fanta with unflavored gelatin and layer. ROY-G-BIV

Duathlon Liquid Trail Mix Keep going at NUT Fest.
Grape soda, chocolate syrup, sunflower butter, add M&Ms to taste.

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